Gene is not
But slow babe rumbles
And she’d rather clap
Abandoning woken kids
A walk with apples, we’ll go
There is a duck on my lawn.
And then I stroked a very furry bumblebee…
And then I tripped on a really sparkly octopus…
And then I danced around a whole banana…
Take off that blouse
And count the number of legs she has
Like a monster
With a beard
Selling canned goods
Thank you very much…..
For the discount….
I’m getting sick of finding your wet dreams underneath the holiday tree.
Listening back through old Readers voice memos always gets me teary-eyed.
A four minute journey through some of the sounds that are inside my head.
I never step foot in a public bathroom without a full-body rabbit suit on…
And then I rubbed a giant turkey…