April 2013 – Dylan's Journal

A Walk with Apples

Gene is not
But slow babe rumbles
And she’d rather clap

Abandoning woken kids
A walk with apples, we’ll go

There is a duck on my lawn.

And then I stroked a very furry bumblebee…

And then I tripped on a really sparkly octopus…

And then I danced around a whole banana…

Queue

Take off that blouse
And count the number of legs she has

Like a monster
With a beard
Selling canned goods

Thank you very much…..
For the discount….

I’m getting sick of finding your wet dreams underneath the holiday tree.

Vocal masturbation.

Listening back through old Readers voice memos always gets me teary-eyed.

A four minute journey through some of the sounds that are inside my head.

Business Cards.

I never step foot in a public bathroom without a full-body rabbit suit on…

And then I rubbed a giant turkey…