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Month: April 2013

April 30, 2013December 23, 2016 by dylanseeger
Categories UncategorizedTags chats, doctor seuss, iMessage

A Walk with Apples

April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

Gene is not
But slow babe rumbles
And she’d rather clap

Abandoning woken kids
A walk with apples, we’ll go

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Fucking Doorbells!

April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

There is a duck on my lawn.

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

And then I stroked a very furry bumblebee…

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

And then I tripped on a really sparkly octopus…

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

And then I danced around a whole banana…

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

Queue

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I Disagree

April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

Take off that blouse
And count the number of legs she has

Like a monster
With a beard
Selling canned goods

Thank you very much…..
For the discount….

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

I’m getting sick of finding your wet dreams underneath the holiday tree.

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

Vocal masturbation.

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

Listening back through old Readers voice memos always gets me teary-eyed.

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

A four minute journey through some of the sounds that are inside my head.

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

Business Cards.

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April 30, 2013 by dylanseeger

I never step foot in a public bathroom without a full-body rabbit suit on…

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April 29, 2013 by dylanseeger

And then I rubbed a giant turkey…

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