The lights were already on when I got there.
Speaking of pop music, look at the size of that bracket foot!
Is Harry Styles his real name? Because that’s just ridiculous.
If only they made MotoMaker for human beings.
Sinks are like showers for your hands…
A short film, black and white, about the similarities between mass insemination and eating frozen yogurt.
By the way, I was talking about an *actual* ball pit. Don’t get creepy.
Look at all of these orifices! Come on children, into the ball pit, we go!
Hide the nipples underneath the armpits. Why? Minimalism.
if you can’t count the projects that you’re working on on one hand, maybe you’re not doing your best work.
Screw not using the Internet.
I’m turning off my Internet for a week. See you next Wednesday. You know, unless I fail and turn it back on. Which is likely.