Imagine if men paraded their balls around like a lot of women do with their breasts.
It’d be a whole other world.
Month: February 2015
I added all of the lyrics from Claye to Musixmatch this morning, if you’re a curious fella.
Life is too short to not pee in front of loved ones.
Me.
Somebody needs to start a vocal jazz band named ‘Just Above the Penis’.
fireplacespankingsbananamalibuwithout
OR!?!?!?
Instead of selfie stick, how about selfie brick? A brick used to smack people over the head with when they try to use a selfie stick.
Will Smith?
Monkeys having orgasms
A very sticky situation
Come on, don’t disrespect me
With your disrespectful disrespect
That was dumb
I thought that
I was going to pick sleeping beauty
I should have known that actually
Song Two. This is from back in March.
and song two is this is not song three so it’s already totally written. i think i’m gonna go a more traditional route with writing this album, by actually writing all of the songs acoustically before bringing them into the studio. the way i usually write is to record and write in tandem, allowing the studio and computers to influence what choices i make. it’ll be interesting — and maybe even refreshing — to try doing it this way.
so far so good.
song one now has first verse + first chorus lyrics and chords.
Well if that’s not the rapiest van I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is.
Making a Numbers spreadsheet in bed at 5:30am. This is what life is all about, I think.