I released my Album for Children earlier this morning, and I’ve received some really great feedback so far. Here are some of my favourites:
I’ll be releasing my ‘Album for Children’ tomorrow. It will be free, because charging for it would be morally wrong.Prepare yourselves.
My brother just screamed ‘it’s your lucky day’ and threw a fortune cookie in my face.
‘It’s soy nice to meet you!’
… Seconds before the soy sauce packets came flying my way.
“GO AHEAD, DO IT, CHARLIE. TOUCH MY PRUNY LITTLE COCK,” said that sinful fuck of a lizard.
I wrote a new song and played it in front of a phone with a camera. This was my second time running through it all the way.
In a past life I was an Asian woman and I kicked ass.
We’re just sacks of meat and opinions, apparently.
Inverted smurf orgies.
corporal buttonhole says climb on in