I released my Album for Children earlier this morning, and I’ve received some really great feedback so far. Here are some of my favourites:
Month: July 2015
Album for Children
I made a children’s album, and it’s available now for free. Prepare to be terrified.
I’ll be releasing my ‘Album for Children’ tomorrow. It will be free, because charging for it would be morally wrong.Prepare yourselves.
My thoughts on the Amazon Dash button.
(Source: http://www.theverge.com/)
My brother just screamed ‘it’s your lucky day’ and threw a fortune cookie in my face.
‘It’s soy nice to meet you!’
… Seconds before the soy sauce packets came flying my way.
“GO AHEAD, DO IT, CHARLIE. TOUCH MY PRUNY LITTLE COCK,” said that sinful fuck of a lizard.
I wrote a new song and played it in front of a phone with a camera. This was my second time running through it all the way.
In a past life I was an Asian woman and I kicked ass.
“I’m an awkward little fudge, but at least I come bearing pie.”
– Samara
We’re just sacks of meat and opinions, apparently.
Inverted smurf orgies.
corporal buttonhole says climb on in