Just beat Journey again. I get closer to crying every time.
Man: Is this Penn Station?Me: Nah, next stop.Man: Are the doors open?Me: We’re in a tunnel and there’s a wall outside the door.Man: Fuck you.Me: K.
I would very much like to know how to get off of this horse.
I swear having a business feels like playing cash register with toy money.
A year ago I would’ve been sickened by how much I have to spend.
I’m gonna start thanking anatomy when it works in my favour.“Thanks, nerves!”
Have you ever seen a nun shimmy?
Samarah told me that I was singing ‘finger fetish’ in my sleep last night.
How’s everybody doing today?