Back Up; Hoedown Lap Dance Sexism

Tree frogs biting my toenails in the wintertimes
Sexy nacho man just slid past the ovary
Two plus two equals shut the fuck up
Like Mister Smooth Plastic once told me:
Never clamp down on Christmas chalk men
Especially whilst doing the dance of blankets
Blankets; blankets; blankets;
Back up; hoedown lap dance sexism
Sexist Charlie is on the run again
And I’ve got sticky fingers