NEW AT DENNY’S???
Imagine if that were real?
I’m vomiting all over grandma just thinking about it!
So we got a place in NYC. We’ll be living in the city by November 1st.
*dances like a dirty piece of broccoli*
Sometimes my scalp tingles when I urinate.
I think I should start DJing bat mitzvahs.
(album for children on repeat for four hours)
Butt Plug Review Titles on Amazon! MWahahahahahHAHHaHAhahAHAHAHa
Let’s buy this empty lot and make a strip club where all of the strippers are elderly men in clown outfits.
Think about it and let me know.