I’m basically making the anti-Claye right now.
HI KIDS I AM DR GOOD FUNK AND IM HERE TO GET FUNKY WITH YOUR CLASSMATES
HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING COOOL?
ego hole has been quiet because i dread logging into wordpress.
i plan to migrate the blog over to dylanseeger.com when i get the time/energy.
it is a secret
If you think it is cookie-cutter, you have not thought about it for long enough.
Last night, I dreamt that Cleo had writing printed on her butthole and I was chasing her around the apartment to read it.
I think it was some sort of profound fortune cookie text on there.
My loveShe’s like an acorn
In that acorn sounds like egg corn
And my love
She really likes
Eggs and corn…
I put a red blanket over your toes
And a scarlet scarf over your nose
A kiss on the cheek
I watch as you sleep
Amongst our herd of domesticated sheep
A gay little scarf over your nose
And a fucking red blanket over your toes
Best session yet. E-bow + soprano saxes for Song Five. Finally hearing this.
Wannabe knuckle belt whips
Fucking bananas and badodos
And their mittens and
I want to be like the clan men
Dressed up in crust and shit
With the feces on the wall
Clowns all up in the hall 🤡
Can’t find my elbows
Walking alone on Main Street
Singing bout fair god go go go shits
Watermelon juice squeezed from my
Watch the sandy jungle women
Eat their shitty Apple juices
Buzzing wit’ formaldehyde
Bubbling wit’ the Bihar nazis
Watch me inch my way to the
Skittles and raisins be damned
Clams getting rammed
In their little clam buttholes
With the stick of Jesus
The only stick to ever
Write a very good musical