Making an album is like enduring a three year bowel movement. You just want it to come out already so that you can see what it looks like.
I think I’m going to hire a Mexican mariachi band to perform every time I get an erection.
I was back in Damaskus
With all of my homies
Demetri was there
Rode in on his pony
I am the peking duck
Now I am the lamp shade
I am the doorknob
And now I am your son’s chemistry homework
Me: Would you consider marrying a lobster?
Me: Only for a year.
Me: You need to be nicer to your su chef.Sam: Hey, I made onions.
And then her eyebrow fell out!