I was back in Damaskus
With all of my homies
Demetri was there
Rode in on his pony
I am the peking duck
Now I am the lamp shade
I am the doorknob
And now I am your son’s chemistry homework
Me: Would you consider marrying a lobster?
Me: Only for a year.
Me: You need to be nicer to your su chef.Sam: Hey, I made onions.
And then her eyebrow fell out!
and then i said to the zebra, “get out of my torso!”
gotta get rid of these aggressive robo-ants… he’s huge, and he took my axe!