Me: Would you consider marrying a lobster?
Me: Only for a year.
Me: You need to be nicer to your su chef.Sam: Hey, I made onions.
And then her eyebrow fell out!
and then i said to the zebra, “get out of my torso!”
gotta get rid of these aggressive robo-ants… he’s huge, and he took my axe!
YOU KNOW RALPH WALDO EMERSON ONCE SAID “POWER AND SPEED BE HANDS AND FEET” AND YOU KNOW THAT REALLY DESCRIBES WHAT WE’RE TRYING TO DO HERE AT THE 125TH STREET WENDY’S, YOU KNOW?