Season with a dash of Instasalt™ and a dash of Instapepper™, to Instataste™.
You’re ‘changing the world’ with your fucking smartphone app that lets people judge strangers based on their looks?
Please, startup community, crawl outside of your own asshole just a little bit for once. What you’re doing isn’t important.
Fuck our culture so hard. We should be ashamed.
SPEEDS FOR FEEDS
AGILE PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT
FAST-PACED VAGINAL DISCOMFORT
THAT’S NOT WHERE YOU PUT THAT TUBE
SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION
REINVENTING THE WHEEL