How many Apple Music press blowjobs does Apple need to sponsor before the Music app is as good as it was 10 years ago?
I would lose my fucking shit without OmniFocus.
This week’s unfortunate cat/laptop/water/oh-god-it’s-everywhere situation has been rectified.
Season with a dash of Instasalt™ and a dash of Instapepper™, to Instataste™.
You’re ‘changing the world’ with your fucking smartphone app that lets people judge strangers based on their looks?
Please, startup community, crawl outside of your own asshole just a little bit for once. What you’re doing isn’t important.
Fuck our culture so hard. We should be ashamed.
SPEEDS FOR FEEDS
AGILE PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT
FAST-PACED VAGINAL DISCOMFORT
THAT’S NOT WHERE YOU PUT THAT TUBE
SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION
REINVENTING THE WHEEL
The Siri Smirk: That look that people get while they’re waiting for Siri to give them the answer they could have gotten on their own.
Red(der) Smart Cover on Flickr.
Apple iPad mini Smart Cover.
This is what the comments on The Verge look like.